Vancouver, B.C. – city of glass, mountain highways, and harbors


After our morning rituals in our now-favorite camp spot, we eased back into civilization with a stop for lunch items at Chelan’s local Safeway.   We took advantage of the cell service, and I got to call my parents on their anniversary!

I jumped behind the wheel for the next several hours and took us through the irrigated Columbia River Valley (looks a lot like home!), quaint little foothill towns (Toby said they were so cute he wanted to puke – I thought they were fantastic!), and finally back into the North Cascades!   One of the great  ironies of our journey: to get to Canada from our northern most point on our recent backpack trip we had to
1) hike 15 miles south,
2) sail 35 miles south
3) drive 20 miles south
4) drive 30 miles east
5) drive 70 miles north, and then
6) head west back into the Cascades.
Full circle, basically.   I have been the grateful recipient of many incredible mountain vistas, but the North Cascades take the cake.   I think it’s as close to New Zealand (think Lord of the Rings) as one can get in North America.   Soaring, jagged peak after soaring, jagged peak for miles and miles and miles.   If you ever get a chance to drive Washington’s Highway 20, don’t pass it up!

Of course there was intermittent pounding rain (it wouldn’t be Washington or spring  without it!), but we took advantage of a dry spell to throw down the tailgate and make lunch.

At our last U.S. gas stop, I succumbed to the attached McDonalds  and sucked down and ice cream cone.   Yay!   Then we were off for the border.   As my luck would have it, we were of course asked to pull to the holding area and step inside while our vehicle was searched and we were questioned.   Toby, Nathan, and Chhimi  managed to cross the border in the same strange vehicle combo, late at night, with a mish-mash of passports including one Bhutanese with no problems.   But throw “always-gets-stopped-at-customs-every-single-freaking-time” woman in the mix, and there is gonna be trouble! (sorry!!!!).   Of course there was nothing for them to “find,” so we were off and made it to Nathan’s dad’s house mid-evening!   Laundry and dinner were in order.   We made 11p.m. plans with Nathan’s sister and cousin in from out of town.   I took a nap so I could rally, but they ended up cancelling the plans and I didn’t wake up again until the early morning!

Given our time spent at high elevation, my morning Vancouver runs were especially glorious.   Not only is the city covered in beautiful vegetation, but my hemoglobin levels were sky high.   I felt like I could run forever! (Except, of course, the inevitable end of each journey – Nathan’s dad lives at the top of a very steep hill.   We’ll be walking this one.   Always.)

Our first full day in Vancouver (“North Van” actually) was spent  dealing with life logistics (laundry, email, budgeting, journaling, etc.).   Then we took various forms of public transport (Sea Ferry across the harbor and Sky Train to one end of the city) to the  “Bike Free Day” celebration.   The highlight, for me, was being on the Sky Train right after the Brazil/Ghana (I think) game let out.   A million Brazilians and Brazil fans flooded the streets.   We got on a sky train car with a bunch of them who were shouting and chanting and singing homage to their team.   It was great!   Highlights of the “Bike Free Day,” since I’m not much of a vendor visitor, were all people watching: dancers in costume, people on roller skates, people dancing on a couch, a tall, shirtless, hot-bodied, mini-dreads-to-his-chin African man picking up a middle-aged white woman and dancing with her wrapped around his waist (more than once!)… wow!   We ended the evening with a fantastic Father’s Day Dinner back at the house joined by Nathan’s sister Megan who met up with us at the previous  celebrations.   Ahh… friends, family, good food, and wine!

Day Two: we attacked the Vancouver sight-seeing possibilities with plans to have dinner with mom that night and sail on day three.   We had a quick stop at the bank where Toby had to salivate  over the Mountain Equipment Co-op across the street (Canada’s REI), while Nathan and I found out the US dollar is extremely weak.   Then it was off to a quaint, hot new grocery store on the side of town famous for its sidewalk heroin users.   Finally we made it to gas town, where Nathan says the loggers used to “get gassed” back in the day.   The official Gas Town website says it’s named after Gassy Jack, a tall-tale slinger who opened up the first saloon on the otherwise deserted stretch next to the mill.   The charming cobblestone streets and historic buildings are now the backdrop for many large cultural events, including the upcoming International Jazz Festival!

Afterwards we drove past Chinatown’s remaining street, stopped to check out the shreds remaining of the Olympic Village near the science museum, and ended up at Granville Island – my favorite destination for the day.   We watched a glassblower for awhile  (I really want to learn to do this!), visited the vibrant market where Nathan and Toby indulged in smoked salmon and sausages, walked around the docks checking out sail boats, and then visited the Kid’s Market and played with all the toys!   From that fun, we retired to Nate’s mom’s house in “West Van” – a cute little high rise  called the Lion’s Gate.   We had a cheese freakout in the form of appetizers: we got so full on feta, brie, and this amazing middle-eastern eggplant concoction that we couldn’t even imagine eating dinner without going on a walk first.

A few blocks down the street is the famed Vancouver sea wall walking path.   People come from all over the city for their evening stroll.   It was pleasantly populated and we enjoyed both the people watching and the view as the sun sank toward the horizon.   We were marveling at how the time slipped away when we realized it was the solstice!   So, with the sun still well above the horizon at 9:30 p.m., we headed back to make Thai curry.   Toby fixed it up, while Nathan chatted on the phone and I agonized over my next travel plans.   Not that we needed more food, but we ate Toby’s wonderful curry anyway, then we went ahead and had dessert.   Then Esther (Nathan’s delightful mother) brought out the chocolates – the delicious death kiss!   The highlight of the evening was getting to know Esther.   She is a truly incredible woman, so interesting, warm, sweet… wish she was my aunt so I’d get to see her at family reunions every few years!

Day Three was more my style (not that I don’t love exploring cities).   We took the boat to an inlet known as Indian Arm and got it all set up (quite  the process stepping the mast, getting all the lines attached, putting the motor on, attaching the rudder, dropping the keel, etc.).   Then we loaded more people than should probably fit on such a small boat – the three musketeers (Toby, Nathan, Jema), plus Taras, Melanie, and Esther.   As the wind puffed off and on, I worked on finishing 1984 (There are several classics I’ve yet to read).   We finally made it to the Twin Islands – a marine park that was fun to explore.   I hiked all the way around the main island, and then watched a testosterone war between Nathan and Taras thinly disguised as “Nathan learns to do a back flip off the dock.”   Silly boys!

Back on shore, we de-rigged and then headed to a quaint inlet town for some famous Gelato (like ice cream, but better and healthier).   It was to-die-for, and the people watching at the marina was great!

From there we gathered up items for a BBQ at Esther’s, collected my things for my morning journey, and headed back to West Van to spend my last Canadian evening barbecuing on the shore.   Thanks to the long, long days we were on the beach until past ten enjoying our chicken, salad, etc.   Then we drove up to an overlook with Taras to see the city lights and play with his new camera concocting all sorts of silly shots.   Of course we were late to bed and early to rise (me at least).   I was thankful to say goodbyes through the haze of sleepiness before Esther drove me to the train station.   Toby and Nathan are like brothers to me, and there is a pretty solid chance this is the last we’ll really see of each other, save weddings and the occasional visit each decade.   *sniffle*   I’ll miss you guys!

Portland Peregrination


When I talked to my friend Tai several weeks ago about her desire  to make  a life change, I quickly did the math.   I had lots of free time, a holiday weekend was coming for her, and we were both wanting to be in Northern Oregon.   She’s considering Portland for her next home, so I leapt at the chance to show her around the city.

We’re both on budgets, and we needed help learning about the city from  various perspectives.   We turned to Servas, a wonderful organization with a mission that sounds a bit fluffy, but really works quite  well.   Officially they are into “international peacekeeping.”   They connect interviewed and approved hosts and travelers in various places.   Servas  reasons that misunderstanding based in fear is the foundation of unrest.   So, they promote cultural exchange and hopefully understanding.   I am a U.S. host with access to inter-country reciprocity.   I arranged two places for us to stay, and we were off!

Bonnie and Pete are, as far as we could tell, a really wonderful couple.   Both doctors, involved in community, and well traveled.   So much so, that they were traveling during our planned stay.   Sweet, trusting folks that they are, they did what had been done for them in Italy once.   The key to their gorgeous home was under the mat when we arrived on Friday!    We ate dinner to NPR, chatted with their neighbor who came by to check on us, and got lots of rest!

Saturday the city was filled  with the pulse of the annual Rose Festival.   In the A.M. we ventured on free public transit across the river to  the downtown Saturday Markets.   Vendors had countless treasures on display  – jewelry, handmade soaps, tulip  lamps,  dog treats, BBQ sauce, and more!   The Farmer’s Market  even hosted a few  of the notorious food carts we’d been admonished to try.   An amazing crepe made the cut for Tai!

In the afternoon, we moved on to new  Servas  hosts in North Portland.   Yes, it’s amazing to have a swanky, historic house all to yourselves.   But our goal to interact edged out the posh digs.   Courtney and Matt were great!   She’s a professor and he’s an enthusiast and community organizer.   They incorporated us into their lives, shared their wealth of knowledge about the city (they’ve lived in almost every part), drove us all over town sightseeing, and gave us our space to explore more in depth.

We declined the offer to spend Saturday night  at an event our hosts were obligatorily  attending.     Instead, we set out for Ethiopian, but couldn’t resist the food cart treat of grilled cheese (gluten free bread!!!) in a school-bus-cum-dining-facility.

After a Bubble Tea dessert, we started dialing folks I knew  who might want to play (and tell Tai about their version of Portland).   We scored an evening with the beloved Ben Carver walking about Hawthorne & Burnside, dining at East Burn, drinking cherry porter, and attempting to break into the  Chopsticks karaoke scene  before Tai and I headed back a’la  our self imposed curfew.

Sunday, after a NoPo (north Portland) Farmer’s Market tour, we joined the Memorial Day masses in “the Gorge.”

This scenic stretch east up the Columbia River is home to dozens of beautiful waterfalls, and scores of amazing hikes.   We drove past the famous and hopelessly packed Multnomah  Falls (tallest in Oregon) and squeezed into a parking spot at Eagle Creek.   The highly recommended trail loomed over a beautiful canyon and creek below.  Often we held onto steel cables as we traversed a narrow path cut out of the edge of a muddy, slippery cliff!

We were rewarded with two waterfall views before we headed back to town to shop on 23rd.

Tai found some hot items in a few boutiques and happened upon some soap I’ve had on my wishlist  for months.   It’s shampoo with the water removed and purported to be  the traveler’s perfect toiletry.   So far I love it, but it will be put to the real test when Pat and I run the wedding gauntlet in August.

Sunday night we managed a quadruple culture shot.   We finally made it to Ethiopian. We had to-die-for-dessert at the Montage where flaming drinks abound and leftovers come wrapped in three-foot-tall aluminum-foil sculptures.

We got lost in Powell’s – a bookstore encompassing an entire city block with a maze of mezzanines and levels all identified by color.   We finished the night with our hosts at Voodoo Donuts, infamous for its creatively named and quirky donuts.   From the Old Dirty Bastard (regular donut topped with Oreo’s, peanut butter, and chocolate), to the Tex-ass Challenge (a supersized regular donut – eat it in under 80 seconds, get your money back), to the Maple Bacon and the Gay Bar (yes, maple frosting topped with bacon, and a cream filled bar with a rainbow of fruit loops, respectively), we had a blast!

Monday Tai headed back to Humboldt with a wealth of new Portland knowledge, and began work on my second Portland goal – see all my P-town friends!

Santa Barbara & Northbound Riders


First — the great news — Pat is going to travel with me this whole summer (starting in July).   I’m so excited!

Anyway”¦ Adrian zoomed us home from Sequoia National Park on Sunday in record time.   After showering and posting my craigslist ride offer, I got right down to business on my remaining to-dos: go on a motorcycle ride (Adrian bought a “crotch rocket”) and hopefully a plane ride (A is working on hours for his commercial pilot ratings).

Santa Barbara is on the south-facing coast of southern California and is backed by some really beautiful mountains.

I pled my case and we ended up on a really fun, fast, corner-filled sunset motorcycle ride with amazing views of the coast and the valley on the other side of the mountains.

Definitely top five rides ever!   Then we pieced together dinner from our backpacking leftovers and ate and watched a movie with Pieter.   I never would have picked up Sherlock Holmes for myself, but it was actually pretty good!

Monday I had the house to myself while everyone was at work.   I dried out camping gear, managed and coordinated a plethora of interested craigslist riders, went on a gorgeous run down to the waterfront, walked around on the pier and up State Street (the fun commercial district), and got food for dinner.

I begged Adrian for a plane ride when he got off work, but I got shut down by poor weather conditions and his groggy, sinus-drug-addled brain.   My consolation prize was another motorcycle ride – this time to the neighboring municipality that is home to UCSB (University of California – Santa Barbara).   Then we went up to Pieter’s campus and on a tour of various Santa Barbara highlights (courthouse, mission, etc.)

I broke out the glass noodle salad I learned to make in Thailand for dinner, and we three musketeers finished off Sherlock Holmes complimented by a hefty, unnecessary, delightful rounds of beer and popcorn.   It was a great end to my visit!

The following morning, I needed to head back to Humboldt to see my CASA kid before she left on a three week vacation.   I am doing my best to see her as much as possible this summer.   Tuesday at 6 a.m. came earlier than imagined, but I made it to my first of five craigslist rider pick ups for the day on time.   Ariel was wonderful!   Next we picked up Andre, who was quite a character.   Not only did he fail to give me an apartment number for a multi-acre apartment complex, not only was he not awake when we called him for said detail, not only did he let me call him “Ty” (actually ”˜thank you’ at the end of his email vs. the signature that I mistook it for), not only did he have the nerve to attempt to demand that the whole day revolve around what time he “needed” to be to his destination, but he was also a thorough so-cal cultural stereotype.   He was so absurd that he was funny, but everything worked out great.   Ariel, Andre and I zipped from Santa Barbara to Berkeley in record time with a short stop in San Jose to meet a guy who, after heavy negotiating by Andre, was talked into another form of transport.

I traveled the Berkeley to Santa Rosa stretch on my own, but then picked up Aren.   Craigslist is, for the most part, totally wonderful.   However, as with any online, stranger-meeting endeavor, it’s advisable to exercise a bit of suspicion.   I knew Aren (Santa Rosa to Humboldt) would be wonderful, but wasn’t sold on Michael (Ukiah to Humboldt).   Therefore, no Aren would mean no Michael.   The whole situation was complicated by none of us having cell phones.   In the end, I waited around outside a house in Santa Rosa for a half hour, Aren showed up, Michael showed up, and we all had a great time chatting the whole way back to Humboldt.   It was a pretty killer day — I had conversation/entertainment for almost the whole drive, and people pitching in for gas ended up covering all fuel costs.   Top it all off with dinner at my favorite Mexican restaurant with Adam, Chelsey and brother Ben and you couldn’t find a happier Jema.

Couchsurf #2 – Morro Bay and SLO (San Luis Obispo)


I’ve never slept covertly, alone, alongside the road.   I learned recently, however, from my friend Andrew’s blog about his experiences doing so that the resulting fogged over windows are a dead give-away for enforcement personnel.   To avoid any potential hassles, I set an alarm for the crack of dawn.   Twenty minutes down the road I was de-fogged and enjoying the sunrise.   I pulled over at a trailhead and hiked to a nearby waterfall to eat breakfast.   It was pretty awesome!

The sublessor  I found to take my place in Humboldt is from Morro  Bay.   When she and her boyfriend came to visit, they told us lots about the town.   I knew it was small, so I made sure not to miss it.   I turned off at the first Morro  Bay road sign.   Turns out it’s not *that* small: I spent 15 minutes figuring out that the desolate look was a result of being on the outskirts of town!   I made my way to the Embarcadero  in time for the Yaquina  to enter the harbor.   I was excited to see a familiar “face!” (It’s the same Army Corps of Engineers boat that dredges Humboldt Bay.)

I chatted with a man out for his morning stroll and got some advice about seeing the town.   After taking in the Embarcadero  and all the educational signage at a waterfront park, I journaled  on a second-story boardwalk bench overlooking the bay until the Chamber of Commerce opened. I picked up a map to the “must see” state park the man had talked about and headed back to my car.   I had an fun  little educational moment with some old fishermen on the way.   I’m sure they meant well when they announced within my earshot “There goes that pretty lady again!”   I taught them to say “Good morning” instead.

Thanks to my technology void, I swung by the library to check my email in hopes that some of my couchsurfing  requests for SLO  (San Luis Obispo) had received responses and to get the ball rolling on a few back up plans.   Yes!   Alisha says I can “maybe probably not stay, but call her to meet up and we’ll see.”   Better than no answer!

Off to the must-see state park – Montana de Oro!   I’m so thankful for this advice and glad I took it.   From a distance, the land around Morro  Bay looks a lot like the land around Wyoming – sagebrush covered and a bit homogenous.   The geography is somewhat unique – there are seven cores of ancient volcanoes starting at the coast and moving inland which showcase the results of the crust moving over a hot spot over hundreds of thousands of year (like the Hawaiian islands).   I couldn’t for the life of me figure out why I’d want to go bum around in the sagebrush, save the view from the top of a volcano core, but the hike was well worth it!   The flowers were blooming, and up close the ecology of the landscape was breathtaking.   I chugged to the top of Valencia Peak, chosen by chance, and later found out I had climbed everyone’s favorite summit.   The view from the top was breathtaking!   Thanks to the low height of the vegetation, the whole trip back down was just as incredible.

Back in Morro  Bay, I decided to brave the public showers on the bay after seeing a fellow traveling woman take advantage of them that morning.   I didn’t want to turn up to meet a woman who would only host me if I made a good first impression after sleeping a night in my car and then hiking all day without showering.   Seventy-five cents later I was squeaky clean and having South America deja vu.

I fell in love with San Luis (colloquially known as SLO  – yes, pronounced “slow”) immediately.   I was charmed by the  unique font on the street signs (a mission holdover?) and the laid-back disposition of the town.   I had always envisioned skyscapers  and a bustling metroplois – or at least a wannabe metropolis – when people talked about the city and the university there.   Turns out it’s an incredible, sweet, perfect little place with a great downtown and awesome in-town hikes.

Alisha and I clicked right away (I’m sure the shower sealed the deal! :).   She was sure, if not her couch, she could find me *a* couch to crash on.   Good enough!   If worse came to worst, I could just drive the rest of the way to Santa Barbara and stay with Adrian.   Thankfully, what really happened was an incredible sunset hike up another volcano core on a “locals only” path.   We had the trail and the incredible view of the valley all to ourselves, minus the group of guys we passed on the way down.   After a delightful quinoa and veggie dinner at her house, we headed over to her boyfriend’s where I could “probably crash” that night.   Oh adventure!

Adam (boyfriend) was incredibly sweet, his roommates were equally fantastic, and I found myself enjoying a clean, safe, fun evening of conversation with great people and good wine.   Phew!   I had my pick of four different couches, slept great, and got up early to hike another peak with Adam and his friend.   On the way down, we crossed paths with Alisha just as she had hoped.   She had rounded up extra climbing gear and rushed to the trail she hoped we were on.   What a sweetheart!   We spent the afternoon climbing a top-roped section on Bishop’s Peak.   After lunch with Adam, I headed off to check out Cal-Poly (the college).

Louie – a roommate and childhood friend of Adam’s – had told me about the Cal-Poly beekeeping class.   My visit happened to coincide with harvest day.   When I asked Louie what would happen if I showed up to the class and tried to join in, he gave me directions and best wishes.   The teacher and his assitant were awesome – handed me a veil and gloves, and led the way to the hives.

There were about 15 hives all in a 20′ x 30′ pen in an orange grove.   It was pretty incredible to be  completely surrounded by an enormous swarm of buzzing bees and to feel them bumping into and crawling on my clothing as we smoked the hives and removed the full frames.   Some of the honey engorged frames, just the size of half a checker board, weighed over 20 pounds!   I learned that bees don’t like fleece (because their feet get stuck in the fabric) when one of the girls in the class raced away from pen covered in stinging insects!

We took the full frames back to a giant extractor.   First we slid the frames through a slicing press that opened up honeycomb that had been finished and plugged.   Then we slid 14 frames at a time into the spinner and spun out all the honey.   Finally, we ran the honey through a superfine net and bottled it.   And of course we pulled a sample off the tap to have with fresh bread and peanut butter.   It was so good, I wasn’t too sorry when my gluten troubles kicked in later that evening.

I love San Luis Obispo!

Stanford & Steinbeck


Sunday came all too bright and all too early after a night of birthday celebrating.   To top it all off, the poor Birthday Girl got stuck “momming” everything to death in the morning.   Guilt consumes me!

A bit late, I headed for my “coffee” date with a high-school best friend whom I haven’t seen in years.   Brainiac that he is, Chase remembered from a miniscule set of photo comments on Facebook that I’ve discovered my gluten troubles.   The sweet man had amazing gluten free muffins and a fancy fruit plate waiting.   It was really great catching up, meeting his husband & roommate, and being an audience to their hilarious shenanigans.

I was supposed  to head to Santa Cruz and probably camp (Couchsufing  wasn’t delivering as expected), but ended up spending the whole evening with the wild bunch!   After an interlude on a sushi date in downtown Palo Alto with my college friend, Hope, I returned for a tour of the Stanford Campus (Chase and Brian are doing their graduate degrees there).   Then we shared an amazing, authentic, Indian dinner complete with asafoetida, some delightful wine, and more hilarity.   New knowledge: grad school logistics, funding, etc.   Maybe I will put it to use someday!

The next morning I left for Santa Cruz – “Surf City USA” – and arrived early to dreary weather and a sleepy, cold scene.   I first went to visit the campus.   I was expecting an open sort of mission-style campus, and so was really surprised to find a very spread-out, hillside of modernish buildings shrouded in forest.

I found a big lot with a trail to an overlook at the back and ran into a maintenance manager who pointed out highlights of the town.

After hiking around the waterfront, chatting up some locals, and watching some surfers, I went to see the city’s famous “Boardwalk.”   It’s more like a mini-carnival, complete with kitchy shopping opportunities and rollercoasters.

It was pretty dead given the time of year and the rain, so I walked around the downtown until deciding I might be best off spending the day indoors.   Santa Cruz is located on the north side of the famous, enormous Monterey Bay.   An hour around the bay on the opposite side lies a well-known, highly respected science aquarium.   Sign me up!

Upon arrival in Monterey (where the aquarium is), I was pleasantly surprised to learn that Monterey was the stage for John Steinbeck’s “Cannery Row.”   He’s one of my favorite authors, and it was fascinating to walk down “Cannery Row” reading quotes from the book and imagining the scene years ago.

The aquarium was fantastic.   It’s interested traveling at this time of year.   I find myself surrounded by Europeans, retirees, and school children on field trips.   Those were my aquarium companions.   The most interesting parts of the aquarium for me, having been to several aquariums and having a pretty solid working knowledge of Pacific marine life, were:

  • having a name for the jellies I see in Humboldt Bay (moon jellies)
  • learning that the sail jellies can’t/don’t sting
  • understanding why biodiversity is so high in Monterey Bay (a giant underwater canyon perpendicular to the continent and terminating in the bay relatively close to shore)
  • that the water color  changes I’ve noticed on the west coast aren’t just due to the presence of  the sun or lack thereof, but are affected  significantly  by the amound of plankton in the water
  • that the Pacific coast water in the U.S. is acutally coldest in the spring, not the winter as one might expect (although I have already lost track of why, exactly, that is)
  • there are flat-billed flamingos!

The aquarium also managed to create the first ever self-contained living kelp forest.   It was pretty awesome to see it pulsing in all its glory.   I did get to learn a few new species and saw the coolest sea horses ever – they look exactly like kelp!   I also got a clearer idea of what some of the sushi I eat looks like in the ocean.   My favorite interactive exhibit was a “restaurant” where you sit down at the counter and punch in your order.   Then a waitress comes on the screen and explains how your choice either encourages or discourages sustainable fishing practices.   I eventually ordered everything on the menu!

I wasn’t feeling the touristy offerings of Monterey after I left the aquarium, so I ended up covering way more ground than intended that day.   I headed to Big Sur and spend the late afternoon and early evening enjoying the famous coastline stopping at lots of overlooks.   The flowers were going crazy and vivid purple carpets covered huge stretches of the cliffs above the ocean.   The water was an amazing blue, and there was very little traffic.   Big Sur seemed to have the best of the Mendocino coastline (cliff colors and texture) and the Lost Coast (majestic height rising nearly straight out of the ocean) combined.   It was great!   I had noticed a few campgrounds on a tourist-info map.   The first one was full and $22 a night.   It seemed sort of cumbersome, lonely and possibly unsafe to set up my tent in a campground, so I drove up a side road to a pullout overlooking the ocean and just slept in the back seat with my favorite puffy blanket.   It was great!

Couchsurf #1 – quintessential Berkeley and Hare Krishna


In hindsight, I am terribly grateful to Sandra who let me surf her couch in Berkeley.   I’m finding that not every couchsurfing  host is as responsive or reliable as I am, which is causing me to re-think Servas.   But anyway…

Having never been to Berkeley (and not even knowing how to properly spell it), I decided it was a must-add to the itinerary.   Coupled with the fact that it is the stage for a novel my book group just read, it was an obvious stop.

I met Sandra at her front door at 5:00.   We got to know each other over some tea before heading off for an impromptu tour of Berkeley on the way to the Hare Krishna temple she has been attending  for the past few months.   We arrived before the class she attends in time for the end of the daily honoring of the deities ceremony.   The temple was tucked away in a neighborhood, and plain on the outside.   The inside, however, was incredibly beautiful and ornate.

The singing of the monks was really beautiful and poetic.   For the class, we sat on rugs in the center of the temple and sang from the Bhagavad  Gita and then the students read the translations aloud.   The monk talked about how the text applied to daily life and how it related to the other parts of the Bhagavad  Gita.   It was really interesting!   Followers of Hare Krishna believe that a person has to be reincarnated over 80,000 times before being gifted with a human body.   Incredible!

After the temple, we went out for my first Ethiopian food!   We shared the family-style  sampler and were absolutely stuffed.   The food is generally served with a side of Injera – a traditional “bread” that doubles as a utensil.   Really, the “bread” is more like a cross between a beer pancake (if you’ve never had this, envisioning a regular pancake will get you close) and a crepe.   The “pancake” is rolled up into a tube – like Little Debbie Swiss Rolls – and then cut into sections.   To use, simply unroll a bit, tear off, scoop up some delightful dish, and eat!

The Injera is made  with teff  – the world’s smallest grain.   Unfortunately for my gluten-free tummy, in the U.S. they mix in 1/2 wheat flour.   I figured my first Ethiopian meal called for a digestion sacrifice and boldly ate heaps of 1/2 wheat, 1/2 teff  Injera.   It was delicious, and the fallout wasn’t anything I haven’t experienced a million times before.   Oh!   And how was the food that the Injera scooped?   Delightful!   Lentils, greens – a tasty mix between Indian style dishes, southern cooking, and light Greek fare.

We were early to bed and early to rise as Sandra – a med student – was off to a required basic life-saving skills course for the day.   She drew me an incredible map which set the stage for a perfect day.   Since she lives a block from the infamous UC Berkeley campus, my first order of business was to give myself a tour.   Real tours were booked solid, so I just wandered around checking out the libraries and buildings.   What a gorgeous place!   Made me want to go back to school!

Life with a car in downtown Berkely  revolves around two hour  parking.   At the two hour  mark, I grabbed my car and headed up to Tilden Park – the highlight of the day for sure!   The “park” is really a huge preserve of woods in the hills overlooking Berkeley, the Bay, and San Francisco.   I had the trail I picked randomly to myself and was rewarded  with an incredible view at the top.   I so love being out-of-doors and out-of-crowds, that I had a few moments of doubt regarding my plan to visit my way down the coast cities in effort to really learn California’s political geography.   Shouldn’t I just be backpacking?

After Tilden, Sandra had tipped me off to the local YMCA’s free-mother’s-day  weekend.   Since Sandra is a member, I got into the three-story, amazing, Berkeley Y for free!   They have pretty incredible facilities.   I weight-lifted, steamed, and sauna-ed my afternoon away.   Well, the two hours that parking allowed, at least.   Then I nursed my internet addiction (hey – a traveler has to get info and make couchsurfing plans somehow, right?) at the Berkeley Public Library before embarking on a Telegraph trek.   Telegraph is the famous street in Berkeley, much like Arcata’s Plaza or New York’s Times Square.   It’s a multi-block stretch of funky stores, restaurants, and bars that cater to the student population.

An impromptu, musically-challenged bluegrass band played while reggae blared from a stereo cart on the corner.   Heavenly pizza smells poured from open doors, incense smoke whirled out of head shops, and the flashy colors of the late 80’s were everywhere.   A sweet proprietor of a hole-in-the wall convenience store operation made my day when I inquired about the price of his apples and he tossed me a freebie!

Two hours are up again!   Time to head to San Francisco to meet Elly and begin celebrating her birthday!

Angkor Wat


The temples around Siem  Reap are amazing.   They include Angkor Wat – the largest religious building in the world – as well as several other amazing historic temples.   My calves got a workout acending to the level of the gods all day long.   Thank goodness I didn’t try to bike this one.

The principle spires of Angkor Wat, and the most famous view of the enormous compound.

I had partial success getting a moto  driver who could tell me a little more about the temples.   His name was Kong (but said ‘coon’ with a whisper of a ‘g’ at the end).   I told him I was determinded  to find a driver worth his salt and asked him what his favorite part was about Angkor Wat.   He couldn’t tell me a favorite part.   However instead of repeating the route and temple names, he explained that moto drivers aren’t allowed inside and that you have to go to guide school and get a special license to learn about the temples.   Fair enough.   You’re hired!

Angkor Wat from a distance surrounded by a huge moat (which the local kids love to jump into).

He was really nice and loved using all the “American” phrases he knew on me.   ”Let’s go, dude.”   “Take it easy, dude.”   ”Yo, my man, what’s up?”   His English was superb for local standards.   The first point of interest for me wasn’t a temple, but the road rules here.   He, as the driver, has to wear his moto  driver identification jacket when he’s driving me.   And he has to wear a helmet.   But I don’t.   What gives?   Also, he confessed to not having a license plate by way of explaining why we left the main road.   He knows where all the cops hang out, so he just drives around them.   I noticed about 30% of people didn’t have license plates.   I think it’s usually not a problem for Kong, since he more often has his moto  hooked up to his tuk-tuk (the pull behind cart for passengers) which obscures the view of the would-be license plate.

An example of some of the awesome bas reliefs at Angkor Wat.

On to Angkor Wat!   Once the home to a jaw-dropping empire, Angkor Wat and surrounding temples boasted a metropolitan population of over a million in the days where London was a small, 50,000 person city.   Wow.   I always try to imagine these places with the all the missing wooden structures that have long since rotted and the sea of houses that must have rolled out between all the places of worship.   Now the space between is covered  in groves of trees and jungle.   Angkor Wat was pretty awesome in a very sweaty way.   It’s surrounded by a moat, and it’s a veritable Asian castle of which it was refreshing to wander the cooler corridors.   It smelled like a mix between castle (musty), incense (to carry prayers to Buddha), and cave (bat crap- and lots of it).   Out of respect for my very warm-blooded body, I very slowly made my way up and down the stairs throughout the compound admiring the bas-reliefs and sculptures – both the ones that have lasted the ages and the ones that have been recreated.

The menacing gateway to Angkor Thom with ten foot thick and twenty four foot high walls.

Next it’s on to Ankgor  Thom – another compound only slightly less majestic.   It’s way larger in terms of acreage, but includes a wider variety of temples.   One of the neatest things about the temples surrounding Siem  Reap is that they weren’t built all at once, but rather in entirely different centuries.   So, they carry with them the history, values, customs, and architecture of the ages.   The similarities are noticable, but the differences are amazing.   Angkor Thom is surrounded  by enormous walls 24 feet high and 10 feet thick all the way around.   The gem of Ankor  Thom is Bayon  – a fortress of an ancient king complete with pinacles  similar to Angkor Wat, but each hosts a enigmatic  face.   They are said to resemble the king, looming over the kingdom reminding the people who’s who.   It was my favorite of the temples in terms of beauty.   Also worth mentioning are the ”Elephant Terraces” where I got to wind my way through canyons of buddha images adorning the bases of the monuments.   Wow.

The whole of Angkor Thom. Wow.

“Let’s go, dude.”   Onto Ta Phrom, the last stop of the day, and award winner for most mysterious and adventure insipring.   This temple has only recently been slated for reconstruction and repair.   So, it is a testament to what the other temples would look like today were it not for due diligence of ages of culture conservationists.   Here the jungle literally eats away at the temple as tree roots slice through walls and wrap around structures like boa constrictors.   There are huge stone chunks of the temple everywhere, and a walkway throughout to keep visitors away from areas which are in serious danger  of collapse.   It is rumored  that portions of Indiana Jones films were shot  here amongest  the historic rubble.   My favorite parts, of course, were the enveloping trees and the places where I could see the walls starting to spread apart – like looking at gaps in a Jenga game on a grand scale.

One of the faces at Bayon in Angkor Thom. Big Brother is looking out for you…

My least favorite parts where other disrespectful tourists – especially the ones who look like me.   Do they just not read that it’s not okay to wear shorts and tank tops in the sacred temple grounds?   Do they not care?   What’s so hard about wearing some capris?   Can you really not handle a t-shirt?   And quit holding hands!   PDA’s here are SO not okay.   But you didn’t read that either, did you?!   Do you see anyone else doing it?   No.   Do you think that means you’re the only people at Angkor Wat who also happen to be  in love?   No.   And quit climbing on the temple!   I know you can read.   I know you saw the sign.   Thanks for making white tourists look like jerks.   Grrrr!!!

Some of the thousands of buddhas adorning the canyons between the terrace bases in the ”Elephant Terraces.”

By the end of the day, my legs were wobly  from all the climbing and motorbike riding.   It’s actual exercise to sit on the back of a motorbike here.   It is both really uncool and super weird (not to metion  uncomfortable for people who are embarassed  by a hug) to hold on with anything but your legs and core strength.   So, when Kong wanted to take me to one last temple, I declined.   He guilted  me into it by saying, ”you don’t like the temples that much, do you?”   Okay, okay, one more temple!   And of course it had to be  the steepest one.   Much like climbing the sacraficial  pyramids at Tenochitlan  in Mexcio, but steeper.   Some stairs are worthy of a climbing rating – granted only 5.6 or 5.7, but still!   I offered up my thanks for my young legs the whole  way up and the whole way down.   The view from the top was spectacular and very worth it.   I also got to tease a trinket selling girl who asked me where I came from.   I fired the question back at her, and she said ”my mother.”   I laughed out loud and said, ”Yeah?   Me too!”

A ”Temple of Doom” shot at Ta Phrom. Nature completes the cycle.

Overall – Angkor Wat is amazing.   Maybe it’s my northern hemisphere blood, or my lack of education about the temple history (or both), but they don’t beat Machu  Picchu  for awe and amazement points in my book.   I suppose because I’m a mountain girl, ruins with peaks shooting skyward all around and a temperature in the comfortable 60’s instead of the sweltering 80’s (and that’s the winter temp here!) get my vote more easily.   I definitely recommed a trip, though, and I look forward to returning one day!

Ta Phrom rubble – what the rest of the temples would (and did) look like without serious and ongoing efforts.

I had Kong drop me off at a tea garden famous for it’s butterflies (none in sight) where he invited me to meet up with him and his American girlfriend for dinner.   I readily agreed!

One Day Moves Into Two


After I got done looking for prices on Rotha’s  BrailleNote  (poor guy, they ARE $6,000!), I went for a nightcap at my guest house – my first pina  colda  with real coconut cream!   I still wasn’t quite satisfied, so I went down the street to the Monkey Republic and ordered up a Chocolate Chimp – just the ‘dessert’ I’d been craving!   There I met Ellie from the Netherlands, and we chatted the night away about traveling, bargaining, holiday customs in our home countries, and more!   She thinks Christmas in the U.S. is a waste of resources and expensive and that I should be more bold in my bargaining.

I was almost done with ”Around the World in 80 Days,” so of course I had to stay up late to find out if they won or lost the bet.     As a result, I didn’t get myself clothed in time to order a very hearty breakfast and instead ended up with the only portable thing – PBJ – for $3 (ridiculously expensive, especially for here, and especially when a full breakfast is only $3.25!)   The moto  driver I’d arranged the night before was really nervous about me being “on time,” but of course it was hurry-up-and-wait as usual.

I’m still trying to figure out the difference between durian and jackfruit.   The look alike  and small alike, but wikipedia  lists them as two different species (not that they’re any kind of official reference, but…).   Today I got to try one of them at a bus stop.
Was it a durian?
Or a jackfruit? I may never know!

It was great, but I ended up springing for the pineapple and a few Cambodian donuts instead.   One was like an empanada  (half moon  shaped dough) stuffed with shredded coconut.   The other was like a sopapilla with honey on the inside.   Yummy!

One thing I keep noticing but forgetting to talk about: no traffic lights!   There are very few traffic lights in Cambodia.   Even at major intersections (like four lanes meets four lanes), the modus operandi is just to nudge your way out in to the stream.   I did this several times on my bicycle in Phnom  Penh.   Amazingly, people just go around you and you keep inching forward until you’re across.   Not too bad!   When there is a big enough group crossing, it ends up stopping the cross traffic for awhile, so functioning basically like a stop light, only it’s common sense.   I like it!

The most interesting cargo on the trip to Phnom  Penh  that I got to see leaving the bus: 1) a wicker tote bag full of live chickens, 2) a moto  scooter!   The chickens were a surprise, but I did a double take when I saw them rolling a scooter out the back door of the luggage area.   How great!   The monkeys in the power lines were also a treat as we rolled in to Phnom  Penh.

My all day view out the window today.
Monkey in Phnom  Penh

Much to my dismay, upon arrival I found out my coast to city company was completely booked for Siam Reap seats for the rest of the day!   There is no night travel in Cambodia, meaning buses arrive at their destinations in daylight or shortly after sunset.   It being 12:30, and Siam Reap being a 6 hour trip, I was really pushing it for time.   I raced down the street to another bus company, and thankfully found out (while luxuriating in their air conditioning) that there were a few more seats on the 2 p.m. departure.   Yay!

I settled in a local’s spot with no menu and pointed at a cabbage/pork dish and some rice.   It was great, and the other guy at my table loved chatting with me.   He also recommended a guest house in Siam Reap to me, and arranged for them to come pick me up at the bus station – a relief to me since I would be arriving in the dark to a throng of overenthusiastic moto  and tuk  tuk  drivers!   Then I hunted for internet (it’s time to start hunting for a ride home from San Fran to Humboldt) in the sweltering heat to no avail before settling back in the air conditioned bus office to read about sustainable tourism in Siam Reap.

The bus ride was six hours of delightful sleep mixed with non-stop karaoke videos.   It’s weird – like watching Cambodian MTV crossed with that 80’s disney  talent show.   Of course all the songs were love songs with the woman playing coy and hard to get.   They also almost all took place in the countryside.   Modern dressy clothing, but walking through rice fields, paddling around ponds in wooden fishing boats, at the beach, etc.   From my window seat, I also noticed repeatedly the Cambodian variation on Buddhist shrines.   Same three-tiered doll-house size replica of a temple, same offerings out front, but many of the Cambodia shrines are disco-style with lots of neon and bright colored lights.   I wonder what the difference is to them?

Now I am in Siam Reap, and I love it!   No more big city!   There are still lots of people here (50,000?), but it’s a small town feeling with all but the main roads unpaved and quiet.   And I can see the stars!   Orion and the Seven Sisters are out in full force tonight.   I’m getting used to the constant bargaining and hassling, and try to take it with patience and a good sense of humor.

Siam Reap night market

Tonight, as I entered the night market and stopped to look at some spoons, the very first vendor woman says to me, ”Hello, lady.   Buy something?”   I laughed out loud, and asked her, ”Did you just say ‘buy something?’   She says yes, innocently, and I laugh again.   She asked me if she said something wrong, and I explained about the less direct approach most westerners are used  to.   She thanked me for explaining, telling me that it really helps her to know because she doesn’t have a way to learn otherwise.   It was funny!   Of course I heard the phrase over and over as as I strolled through the market.

Tomorrow I go to see Angkor Wat, the world’s largest religious compound.   I’m excited!   I’m not looking forward to bargaining with the tuk  tuks.   I’m determined to find a driver who knows at least a few factoids and tid bits about the temples.   When I tested the waters tonight by asking a few guys what their favorite temple was, they just kept repeating the different routes and asking me when I wanted to go.   I will try again in the morning, but I might end up resigning myself to the standard fare of memorized phrases.   Guess I should learn Khmer or hire a tour guide!

P.s. – I can’t believe today is already the 20th!   My jaw dropped when I checked in at my guest house.   Five more days! 🙁

Get Me Out of Here!


04.27.10 – Preface: this entry and indeed the entire blog is my means of communicating with my friends and family.   If you are looking for an accurate representation of what Phnom  Penh  is like or searching out wise & philosophical ponderings on the lessons of travel, please look elsewhere.

Phnom  Penh.   In a word, “‘YUCK.”   In two – ”absolutely putrid.”   You want three?   “Full-volume chaos.”   I think Phnom  Penh ranks right up there for worst trip experiences.   I think I almost would rather have been back on the slow boat.

I am not a fan of cities.   Especially cities where people have been consumed  by desperation and can no longer have the priviledge  of being “‘people.”   The reining era of the Khmer Rouge ripped Cambodia apart beginning in the late seventies and continued for twenty years.   Background for those who need it: the Khmer Rouge was an extremist communist party who sought to aggressively exterminate all the down-sides of capitalism by flipping the country completely on end.   Anyone who had moved above the very bottom ranks of society was considered  a threat to the communist ideal.   Shop owners, university students, professors, anyone who wore spectacles – essentially all of the  middle and upper class citizens – went onto  the list of seek and destroy missions.   Illiterate and uneducated peasants from the countryside were installed  to fill societal needs that education necessitates – like medicine.   People were exterminated out of pure suspicions.   Pol Pot, the major Khmer Rouge leader was fond of saying, ”It is better to kill twenty innocent men than to let one guilty man go free.”

After my interest in meeting the local people and learning lessons that travel alone offers, Angkor Wat and the Khmer Rouge history are what drew me to Cambodia.   If it weren’t for Tuol  Sleng   (a major prision  of the KR) and the killing fields (mass graves outside of the city), Phnnom  Penh  never would have been on my list.   Conventional wisdom has it that Cambodia ”is crippled  by a short-term outlook that encourages people to live for today rather than  thinking about tomorrow, because a short while ago there was no tomorrow.”   Which brings me back around to the misery that is Phnom  Penh.   People are not poorer in Cambodia than in surrounding SE Asian countries, so I have to wonder if the vulture mentality that has evolved here (and not elsewhere) is a product of Cambodia’s recent injustices at the hands of the Khmer Rouge.

My eighteen hours in the city were barely tolerable.   I arrived and was accosted  and hunted by moto  drivers everytime  I even looked at the street.   In the morning, since the earliest sight-seeing open was the Royal Palace, I rented a bike and headed straight there, determined to make the 2:30 p.m. bus OUT of the city.   I didn’t eat breakfast.   A big, big mistake for anyone who knows me well.   Big.   Mistake.   I ended up having to eat a bag of some weird cross between a cheeto-porkskin-chip thing as a ”breakfast replacement.”

The Royal Palace was a let down, as I tend not to be  as awed by architechture and art as I am by mountains and waterfalls.
This tree and its amazing flowers (shorea  robusts  roxb) were all over the palace grounds. What do you think, dad? Have you ever seen this before?
The pavilion of  Napoleon. This house was gifted  to the King after it was used  to house a French empress during the inauguration of  the Suez Canal. It was reassembled in the palace grounds.

The grounds were beautiful, the gardens and buildings were amazing, but I was full-to-bursting with its history after only 90 minutes.   I was then faced with a dilema.   I had four hours thirty minutes remaining.   More than the killing fields, I really wanted to see the Tuol  Sleng  prison museum.   If I went to the fields first, I would have to rush through the museum or not go at all.   If I went to the museum first, I couldn’t chance leaving town for the fields afterwards and having traffic keep me from my bus (for which I had already purchased a ticket).   There was no way I was staying in Phnom  Penh, so Tuol  Sleng it was.

The museum is the site of a former school turned prision during the Khmer Rouge era and it was horrifying.   I arrived just as a movie that focused on how the KR rein affected a single couple began the first of its two daily showings.   The fear described by all the survivors in the movie of never knowing when you or your family would be swept away by the Khmer Rouge, for better or for worse, was completely tragic.
Some of the mugs shots of S21  (Security 21) Prison – Tuol  Sleng. Nearly all those pictured here were eventually executed at the Killing Fields where their skulls reside in a giant white memorial stupa.
The photos and histories of Khmer Rouge recruits were sad and spoke to the helplessness that racked Cambodia’s people.   The torture chambers were terrifying.   Paintings depicted how the torture devices were used.   The worst were the fingernail rippers, the body hangers, and the dunk tanks.   From gallows, soldiers would tie a prisoners hands behind their back.   Then, using that rope, they would hoist them into the air.   People dangled in this atrocious position until they passed out.   They were then dunked head first in putrid water sure to revive them and the whole process began anew.
The tank itself – really horrifying to stand right next to it and imagine all its victims.
A painting of one of the torture methods at S21 by a prisoner who survived.
The regulations for the prisoners and every other citizen under the Khmer Rouge regime.

The photos and mug shots of the prisoners were haunting.   The “rules” of the prision  were some of the most disgusting abuses of power I have ever seen.   The barbed wire still covering the building was awful.   The only uplifting thing in the whole  place was a display about the national effort to expose the Khmer Rouge’s wrong doings completely to Cambodia’s people.   A campaign to have all citizens visit the Killing Fields and Tuol  Sleng  is giving people pieces of their history back and helping to fill in the blanks created by Khmer Rouge.   One woman discovered her long-lost brother in a photograph of Tuol  Sleng prisoners.

The worst of the living situations at the prison. Some were ”lucky enough’ to get a cell. Others were chained at the ankle and had to lie side by side, nearly naked.

I left the Tuol  Sleng  prison in a somber mood and raced back to check out of my hostel.   My two hours remaining before the bus were just enough to be  dangerous, and so I decided against visiting the Killing Fields.   I didn’t want to forever impress my negative mood about the city on the history of my foray here, so I passed the time trying desperately not to be hounded, eating lunch, checking email, eating ice cream for comfort, and trying to visit a nearby market that was in a parking garage.   It was terribly depressing, and I immediately left to sit at the bus station and wait for the bus.

The starving and dead at Tuol  Sleng.

Finally I was seated  in an air-conditioned space and no one was hassling me to buy anything I didn’t want to buy, go anywhere I didn’t want to go, or do anything I didn’t want to do.   I was so relieved to be  leaving Phnom  Penh that I didn’t really mind too much when the three cell phones (yes three) of the young man I was assigned  next to went off constantly for nearly the whole trip.   We had a passive-aggressive space battle, as both of us are the type that insist on bringing our bags on the bus with us.   I was annoyed  with his willingness to sprawl into my area (I have a thing about areas).   But overall we managed pretty well.   We stopped half way and everyone got off the bus.   In these situations it’s always hard to tell if it’s a bus stop or a break.   After the bus was empty but for myself and three passengers, I decided on break.   In Brazil, often the bus stops at a restaurant en route.   Many times a meal at said restaurant is included in the ticket price.   After watching other passengers go in several directions – to the cheaper food vendors and to the restaurant – I decided it wasn’t included.   I wasn’t all that hungry, so I roamed about and stretched until it was time to roll on.

A child prisoner who was a victim of the regime.

When we arrived at Sihanoukville, my seat partner spoke to me for the first time announcing the name of the town and gesturing out the window.   That started a small conversation about where the bus stopped in town.   He was a supervisor for a cell phone company (which explained his three phones ringing non-stop).   I asked him the appropriate  price of a moto  taxi when we pulled into the bus station and grinned at him in amusement and disbelief at the moto-party  greeting the bus.   The drivers all come running along-side the bus as it pulls in, leaping three feet in the air and smiling and waving frantically at the arriving passengers, desperate to establish  a connection and gain a fare.   It’s nuts.   You would think we were their long lost  brothers and sisters finally coming home after twenty years.   Vichetr  (like Richard), my seat buddy, told me his staff was coming to pick him up and that I should go with him.   I was much obliged and gathered my things to follow him off the bus. He was one or two people ahead of me. By the time I had descended the stairs, I lots him in the mob who were all shouting at him.   I searched the crowd with no luck, and suddenly Vichetr  surged up the middle of all the moto drivers and whisked me off to the parking lot.   Thank you!

He had his driver take me past all the possible hospitality strips so I could decide where I wanted to stay.   Finally they dropped me near the “Monkey Republic” and I ended up at ”Mick and Craig’s” where I got a very nice room for only $6.   After the most delicious goat chesse  and bean burritos, I arranged an island, beach, and snorkelling tour for the morning and retired.   What a day.   Vichetr’s kindness was the bright spot in my otherwise dark days in Cambodia.   Thank you!

Island…. Paradise?


I spent all of 24 hours on the islands of Don Det and Don Khon.   However, seeing as a tip to tip bike trip only take a few hours, 24 hours is plenty!

I thought I was going to stay in Pakse  (a bigger city) after the night bus, but it had been days since I’d been to a small town, so I decided to continue on to the islands.   I had planned on going to some larger islands about 20 miles north (known as the Four Thousand Islands), but decided at the Four-Thousand Islands bus stop that the smaller, quieter, tropical river scene suited me better.

My guidebook didn’t sport an accomodation  map of the islands, and, to my surprise, there were no touts waiting at the shore to provide  commission-based assistance to the bamboo shack of their choice.   The lone traveler disembarking at my stop, after rolling up my pant legs and lashing my sandals to my pack, I hopped off and shoved the boat back into the Mekong’s current.   I was so road weary that I practically fell into the first bungalow I saw.   It was pretty shabby, and my second biggest dismay were the here-and-there ants on the bed.   My first was the damn white boys on the porch next door swinging in their hammocks blasting gangsta rap on their travel stereos reading Pot Growers magazine.

The waterfront bungalows! Great except for the potheads with their loud gangsta rap.
After an amazing cold shower (really, they should just be called “cool” showers.   In the tropics, it’s hard to find water so icy that it would be unpleasant), I headed down the path to Mr. Tho’s.   He made me up a fantastic plate of curry and I quizzed him as the prices of his bungalows.   Mine was 50,000 kip – about $6.   He said his were only 20,000 and looked much nicer!   I decided I would make my case with the proprietor when it came time to settle my bill.   Later I would learn from quizzing other travelers that the going island rate for the shacks is 15,000 kip – about $2.   I realized my mistake – even though I repeated the price back to the keeper, 15 and 50 sound a lot alike no matter what your accent.   Long story longer… I ended up only paying the 15,000 kip.

Despite being HOT and edging toward exhaustion, I decided I could sleep stateside as much as I please and promptly rented a bike with which to see the island and get some “free air-conditioning.”   I was fascinated  by all the five year old children riding adult size bikes up and down the island paths and in the dirt packed yards of their homes.   One little boy was so tiny that he literally had to stand on the middle bar with one foot, press the left pedal to the bottom, switch feet on the middle bar, press the right pedal to the bottom, and so on.

A typical island path, minus the potholes and ups and downs. The straight stretches are part of an old rail line and full of rocks that are just as bad as the dips and bumps of the messier roads.
The bridge that connects the two islands and the typical bike for rent – with basket.
I started my circuit and promptly ran into the Irish girls from our Chiang Mai trek.   Of all the people on the trek, they were the ones I least wanted to see.   Although they hadn’t been rowdy or impolite on the trek, they were terribly boring, apathetic, and like many Irish LOVE to drink, drink, drink.   Don’t get me wrong.   I love a glass of wine and have had my fare  share of cold beer here, but I’m not the type to pound rum and cokes and they are.   I think they were equally unimpressed with me, and I quickly bid them adieu.
After leaving the path flanked by bungalows and shack shops, it was off into the country-side.   I saw a girl of about eight and her two year  old sister riding and adult-size bike and was duly impressed.   The baby knew to use her feet against the bar to stay on the bike.   Wow!   After a four foot snake slithered across my path, I ran into a farmer herding his water buffalo back to the fields.   They’re hilarious-looking creatures and only delayed my progress by a few minutes.   I saw an old woman fishing, lots of people working the rice fields, lots of people bathing in the river, and a mother with her baby who couldn’t have been more than nine months old in the same kind of bike basket I was using to store my water bottle!

An aside:   it’s the strangest thing.   Helmets are not always so popular in third-world countries where motorbikes are the major form of transport.   SE Asia has been an exception, and I see about 2/3rds  of riders wearing helmets.   However, like many similar countries, entire families still cram onto the bikes, sometimes riding three adults and three children at a time.   And not on a Harley.   Just your average scooter.   The strange part is that so often I see a family of three or four, and the adults are all wearing helmets and the children are not.   Maybe they don’t make children’s helmets here?

Anyway, I finished my loop around Don Det and came to the bridge the connects it to the island on Don Kong.   My guidebook warned me of the toll – about $1 – which I am all too happy to extend to a poor island community.   As I was crossing the bridge below was the (particularly rude) European tourist who had been on my boat taxi.   She was part of the same crowd who tried to argue the price of the taxi (a whole 5,000 kip – less than $1) because her bus driver had told her it would be 15 and not 20.   Well, true it’s fifteen to my island, but it’s 20 to hers since it’s farther.   As they argued with the ticket sellers, I jumped in to point out that the price was clearly posted, and it made sense since it was a bit further and the taxi’s weren’t operating independently.   The point of all this background is that she was now fighting with the toll taker.   In her Slavic accent, she yelled, “”You want me to pay 9,000 kip just to walk under the stupid bridge?!” I almost thought to go tell her how lucky she was to have made it to this place and experience these folks’ home, and how they would never have the resources or access to do what she was doing.   Instead, I got on with my day and shared a look and a smile with my toll collector instead, which I hope will keep her from influencing too much the local opinion of first-world tourists.

After a long and bumpy bike ride over paths so rough and marked with craters that I thought it might be better going just to walk the bike, I arrived at the Tat Somphamit falls.   Hot and sweaty, I was glad for the shade from which to view the massive falls.   It wasn’t a straight drop like you might imagine,   Instead, over about 50 yards, there were several tiers of rough granite over which the water flowed.   Remember that the Mekong is a massive river running a huge distance through several countries, and you’ll understand the impressive volume of water that coursed over the drops.   WOW!

One shoot of the Somphamit falls. A photo can’t do the vast expanse justice. I tried for ten minutes to find a good view, but there was none!
Another view of the muddy rush that the falls are right now. The passive fishing was interesting to observe – lots of baskets strung across shoots collecting fish as the water tumbled through.

Afterwards, it was back to the bumpy to see if I couldn’t add on  to a boat tour to the dolphin viewing point to see the “rare” Irrawaddy dolphins.   Not another tourist was to be found at the beach where a boat is 90,000 kip no matter if you’re one person or four.   I wasn’t too disappointed.   The put in is just below the falls where the river is still rather raging around tiny islands, the boats are dangerously close to the water, and calling them “sketchy” is an understatement.

The dolphin boat, which I did not take. Doesn’t look very steady!
The rare and endangered Irrawaddy dolphin, which I have not had the pleasure of seeing. Maybe next time!

So, I biked  back home and headed for a big Beer Lao (equal to an America “Forty” basically) and tried to catch up a little on the pricey island internet.   I heard, by way of the Australian woman next to me, that there was to be  a big party on the next island over that night in honor of the boat races the next day.   I got to see some islanders practicing the equivalent of dragon boats in the U.S., and the rower in me thought about sticking around for the fiesta and to see the races.   However, a woman traveling alone can’t afford to attend a drunken carnival solo, so I ended up at a restaurant indulging in some sub-par pasta. (You can only eat so much fried rice!).   I tried a Beer Lao Dark with my dinner, which topped off my tipsy.

The bike ride home down the one track island path in the dark was a bit… interesting.   I made it home alright, tied up my bike in my room, and couldn’t bear the thought of sleeping with the ants in anything less than my head to toe clothing.   It made for a slightly uncomfortable evening (my second night sleeping in my clothes), and I woke up hot several times.   However, I had decided, after gathering some advice on the way home, that I had no choice by to leave the next morning for Phnom  Phen  in Cambodia.   My original thought was to piece together a four-point hop to include the boat races and the largest falls by volume in SE Asia just down the river.   However, I learned that the border crossing was a desolate land with only share taxis waiting to take you on the eight hour journey into Cambodia.   If I arrived alone, I was sure to either go broke taxi-ing alone, or sleep on a bench at the border waiting for the next days’ crowds.

The sturdiest boat of the whole trip. You just climbed aboard and grabbed a plank to make another seat!

A whirlwind morning complete with snoozing well into my packing time and racing to get my ticket followed, and who’s company do I find myself in?   The Irish girls!   Again!   Going to Phnom  Phen!   So… across the river we went, me with my pancake in a plastic sack, and them with their chronic hangovers…