Get Their Confessions First

You’ve been dying to hear about my 3 a.m., post-skinny dipping, post-wedding-reception, post-after-party shenanigans.

I know.

Here goes:

What Not to Do Before a Wedding

You know that scene in wedding movies where the characters aren’t going to make the ceremony?

So there we were.  In our Sunday best.

The sun relentlessly baked the pavement outside Hotel Sao Sebastiao de Boliqueime.

VIP Bitch?

“Like a bitch!” said Lars, when I asked him how the Dutch say “Cheers!”

Best Massage in the Khao San Road Area

I’ve grudgingly put hours of my time into finding the best massage in the  Khao San Road area. It’s a tough task, but someone has to do it! 1I endured several poor massages in the process, including one by a male my age who subtly found ways to stroke my (clothed) breasts throughout the service.   While I didn’t feel unsafe or particularly violated, being molested is still annoying. (Perhaps years of caring for various children has desensitized me to being groped unexpectedly?)

While Thailand is well known for amazingly cheap massages, the quality is an absolute crap shoot.   It has nothing to do with price, and everything to do with luck.

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↑1 I endured several poor massages in the process, including one by a male my age who subtly found ways to stroke my (clothed) breasts throughout the service.   While I didn’t feel unsafe or particularly violated, being molested is still annoying. (Perhaps years of caring for various children has desensitized me to being groped unexpectedly?)