Although we haven’t been in Indonesia long, I’ve glimpsed a few bits of English worth a chuckle:
- Want to know what’s in this package of “Snack Indonesia?” Listed under the heading Komposi: Various Ingredients.” Oh. How illuminating.
Favorite toilet sign: advertises services for “Ladies & Gentle.”
- Favorite menu description: “A traditional style dish of intoxicatingly glass noodle accompanied on your choice of shrimp and sausage.”
- Favorite restaurant name: “Tahu Bum.” Knowing only the translation for the first word, in my brain this place is called, “Tofu Butt.”
- What are the applications for this Strawberry Soda? The back of the can explains: “For fresh.”
- Hungry? Have some rice crackers. What flavor? How about “Snow?”
- Second place for favorite menu description: “Clear of vegetable soup – a healthy clear soup for vegetarian.” Let the record reflect that “Clear of vegetable soup” is pretty tasty.
- Heard on the streets: “Hello-yes-please!” Meaning: “Come into our restaurant!”
- Finally, a sign in the waiting room of the local health clinic didn’t exactly engender confidence: “Customer!! We Cannot tell S ccess without U!”