When to Starve a Lobster


The world’s favorite edible crustacean can come out of the Western Australian ocean and be on a plate in Dubai or Japan 96 hours later.   I learned this tidbit after a gorgeous, blonde woman unexpectedly and enthusiastically greeted my boyfriend (BTG) with a warm and lingering hug.

The Secret to Shipping a Fragile Package


I’ve said it before: the immigration department is doing fantastic work protecting Australian jobs. As with any country, one faction of news media and “whinging” public complain about immigrants ruining everything and taking jobs. But as an pseudo-immigrant

Is That a Banana in Your Pocket…?


Americans would call a certain type of men’s underware “tighty whiteys.” Because they are… white. And… tight. In Australia, they are colloquially known as “budgie smugglers.” Why?  

Where to Find Australia’s Best Mullets


Some car engines burn so hot, they use epoxy resin instead of water to dissipate heat. Some speed fanatics replace engine pistons after  every single sprint down the racing track!  Some automobiles go so fast, they deploy parachutes in addition to brakes. The most hardcore racers burn methanol — a fuel so hot you can’t see the flames when it burns.

The view from the stands... doesn't this remind you of the colleseum?!

The view from the stands… doesn’t this remind you of the  Colosseum?!

My first ever drag races were…

Why Everyone is Talking About Pot Plants


It’s time for another edition of Australian cultural lessons! I’ve picked up lots of quirky, hilarious, confusing and new vocab, pronunciation, and how-tos. And had cause to hark back to my novice New Zealand days…

Things that contribute to the rest of the world mixing up NZ and Australia or thinking that they are the same place/country? Both:

  • Kangaroo steak, garden beans and slow-roasted tomatoes, local dutch cream potatoes, local wine = happy, happy Jema.

    “An Evening Tea” – Kangaroo steak, garden beans and slow-roasted tomatoes, local dutch cream potatoes, local wine = happy, happy Jema.

    Eat Tea